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Hey all. In case you are a stranger who is happening by, I'm a girl. My username and icon make it a little hard to tell, I suppose, but there you have it!

In the beginning, God made heaven and the earth. But it lacked a population, and so, from God's majesty came man. But man was boring to watch, so he made the animals. But then man started dying and well, he couldn't have that, so he gave man intelligence. With intelligence came progress, so God came up with fear to slow Man's progressing to ensure him a longer life. And with fear, came the Boogeyman, who proceeded with butchering and eating children, and the lord said "Shit dude! I fucked up! God damn it! Oh well, fuck it. I don't care anymore. You all go fuck yourselves... God I need a drink." And it was good.


If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies: And so a man.
~Henry David Thoreau


This is how the world ends

This is how the world ends

This is how the world ends

Now with a bang, but a whimper

~TS Elliot


Do you know a story that goes like this? There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths and was reborn a million times. In each life, he was owned by various people who he didn't really care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die... One day, the cat was reborn free cat, a stray cat. He met a white female cat, and the two cats spent their days happily together. Years passed, and the white cat died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times, and then he died. But this time, he didn't come back to life...

~Spike, cowboy bebop episode 26

[after a recruit laughs at a joke]
Drill Instructor: Who thinks that's funny? Who just wrote his own... not-alive-anymore certificate? Was it you, soldier? You think the army's just one big joke... building. What's your name?
Private Bennett: Sir, Bennett, sir!
Drill Instructor: Well, not anymore, Bennett! From now on, your name is Mister... Smiling, Laughing, Joking Around Man!
-Best of Phil Hartman

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